One day Master Chung was in his restaurant. He was cooking orange chicken. Until a big fat man came and ordered 99 orders of egg rolls. He said it was challenging but he knew he could do it. The man demanded his egg rolls in a second. Master Chung said it can't be done. IT MUST said the fat man. If it is not, you will pay for this!
So, Master Chung got out his samurai spatula. The fat man backed off. The fat man cried HAMBURGERS! Master Chung laughed in his face. Finally, Master Chung finished the egg rolls. The fat man was pleased. Master Chung was awarded 99 heads of cabbage. So the fat man had Ronald McDonald to come in for a minute. Ronard McDonald got Mr. Chung to cry. And that's it.
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Master Chung is one tough dude! What is he going to do with 99 heads of cabbage? Make 198 pounds of cole slaw? Make the fat man eat it for lunch until it is all gone? Cabbage is good for you, fat man, it is /healthy/ food! Eat up!
Well Kung-Fu-you, Chris and Jamia! I laughed out loud at this crazy event in Chinatown. If you know where I can get a samurai spatula, please let me know (but hold the cabbages)! Please post some more ethnic adventures. How about something in India or in Spain or maybe the Far North??
Wow - this is a great story! How could Master Chung possibly make all those egg rolls so fast!?! I wish there were another chapter so we could find out what happens next!
- signed, Molly's sister in Boston
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